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The Werewolf Song!

Posted in Spoofed Songs! on April 24, 2009 by collinwolfboy

The Werewolf Song:

Here’s a werewolf

There’s a werewolf

And another little werewolf

Fuzzy werewolf

Funny werewolf

Werewolf, werewolf

VAMP!

 

Werewolf, werewolf

CHEESECAKE!

Werewolf

Tablet

Brick

Potato

Werewolf

Werewolf, werewolf

Mushroom

Werewolf

Werewolf, Werewolf

VAMP!

 

I was once a human

But now I’m not quite sure

Now, I hear about imprinting, and nope, I’ve not found her L

When I first just turned wolf

We had this bonfire thingy

We just ate and told stories

You know, just all the boy-ies (oh, and Leah)

 

Did you ever see a werewolf?

Kiss a werewolf, on the werewolf?

Werewolf’s werewolf

Tastes like werewolf…

Werewolf, werewolf

VAMP!

 

Half a werewolf

Twice a werewolf

Not a werewolf

Farmer

Werewolf

Werewolf in a car

Alarm-a-werewolf

Werewolf

VAMP!

 

Is this how it’s told now?

Or is it all so old?

Are wolves made of lemon juice?

Doorknob?

Ankle?

Cold?

 

Now my song is getting thin

I’ve ran out of luck :O

Time to me to retire now and become a DUCK!

 

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